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Why I do not fight with my wife.



A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage.

A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.

He narrated:
"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.

She got up,patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time"

After a while it happened again.

She patted the horse again and said:
"This is your second time"

The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.

I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crazy?
What's wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?

She smiled at me and said
"This is your first time"

Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mouth kpirim!
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PLEASE BE POLITE