Funny, but real: 10 hilarious Nigerian church posters. No be small thing, I tell you!!!!!

For a while now, some churches have gone overboard by tagging their programmes with funny themes. Not only are the themes inappropriate, they are coined from a typical Nigerian mindset. Some of the themes for these programmes are placed on billboards. You would notice them when travelling from one state to the other. The themes are hilarious, so be ready to end up laughing tears. Check out some of the most rediculous posters below: 

1. When the program is preaching wealth and prosperity

Church theme aimed at prosperity

The program could have been given a suitable theme other than this. Everyone wants to be rich; this poster would attract so many people. 

2. When the program is about moving one from a phase of life

A church theme aimed at transitioning

It is normal for one to aspire for change and possibly move from one position in life to a higher one. It is ridiculous projecting the theme to the society in this manner but then, things like these are needed to spice up the day

.3. When the program is about the devil 

Church poster focused on the devil

In Christianity, there is the good and the bad just like in every other religion. These churches need not add profanity to their ministries by coming up with this theme. 

4. When the program is aimed at the villagers

Church poster propelling villagers to storm Lagos

Going to a city like Lagos is a big deal to most people in the villages. People who live in Lagos are eyed with envy; a program with a theme like this would have the whole village involved. Church posters like this put people like that into consideration.

5. When the program wants to address marriage   

A church poster with a theme for single ladies

A church poster with a theme for singles

Marriage is a pressing issue for most people in the society. Some ladies get bothered when they are of age and not yet in it. A theme like this would definitely have the church premises swooning with single ladies and perhaps, their concerned mothers.

 6. When the program wants people to be vengeful

A church poster for those that thirsts for revenge

In Christianity, pastors often preach forgiveness but it gets to a stage people feel they have endured enough scorn and hardship and want to take on the battle themselves. Check out the church poster. 

7. When the program theme is in ‘pidgin’ English

Church poster that depicts a typical Nigerian’s frustration

A poster with a theme like this would not only make you laugh hard, it also speaks volume about the mindset of a frustrated Nigerian. It is aimed at confronting the enemy, approaching the issue and consequently opening a dialog with the concerned persons. It would be more than hilarious to see the response of the enemy. 

8. When the program is about acquiring properties

             Church theme targeted at owning a car

A program like this confronts the helplessness of a Nigerian who has been trying to acquire properties like cars and other things. The church poster aims at those who feel they are under the influence of someone or a group of persons. 

9. When the program is about witches

A church theme addressing witches

In Nigeria and other parts of the world, some people believe their progress is being inhibited by witches. A church theme like this aims at battling the witches and regaining one’s freedom. 

10. When the program is aimed at questioning God

  

A church theme questioning

God Frustration they say make people do things they ought not to do. The theme of this program is a regular phrase for most Nigerians. Times when they get disappointed with the government or with the basic utilities in the country, Nigerians utter words like this.

 Source: Naij.com

 

 

 

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